The man in black sauntered through the stargates, and the gunslinger wandered aimlessly. Sigh.
I wish this box didn’t kill people, I wish the box were destroyed forever, I wish that me and my loved ones had immortality. Just a few of the many ways this could have been solved.
I guess by “Dark Universe” they meant “Unpleasant 110 minutes”.
Will this finally be the DC movie that doesn’t make me want to die?
But…a dead man does tell a tale…it kickstarts the whole plot….
This was bound to happen some day. Let’s get it over with.
Featuring Rob Bergman!
Sorry for referencing a meme…
It’s like Groundhog Day only…No, it’s pretty much a ripoff of Groundhog Day.
Matt Damon’s CGI arrows will save China, and therefore, the world!
The original title was “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them if You Accidentally Release a Few of Them From Your Magical Suitcase When You Misplace It At The Bank”, but the marketing team thought that was too long.