“They may look like your mother, your father, your sister, your friend, but they’re not! They’re slimy! They’re cockroaches! If the world was to suffer a nuclear holocaust the only surviving life form would be HOUSEGUESTS! AHHHHHHHH”
The horror movie made for the Knights Who Say “Ni!”
Next time: The origin story of how this simple doll-maker could afford such a nice house. Scream in terror as the spooky demons annoy real estate agents into submission!
I wish this box didn’t kill people, I wish the box were destroyed forever, I wish that me and my loved ones had immortality. Just a few of the many ways this could have been solved.
This was the final project for my college course. It took a fire extinguisher, five gallons of corn syrup, and at least one ruined pair of pants to bring it to life.
But does it also come when it is wanted? Hehehe.
Mike on Mike action.
That is one very forgotten phoenix.
The Brain Surgeon’s dream come true!
“Hey Joe, what do we call this thing?” “I dunno, what’s it about?” “It’s a sequel to The Ring…so I guess it involves rings.” “THAT’S IT!! CALL IT THAT!!!!”