“They may look like your mother, your father, your sister, your friend, but they’re not! They’re slimy! They’re cockroaches! If the world was to suffer a nuclear holocaust the only surviving life form would be HOUSEGUESTS! AHHHHHHHH”
Tag Archives: horror
A Dyer-Situation: IT (2017) Review
The horror movie made for the Knights Who Say “Ni!”
A Dyer-Situation: ANNABELLE: CREATION Review
Next time: The origin story of how this simple doll-maker could afford such a nice house. Scream in terror as the spooky demons annoy real estate agents into submission!
A Dyer-Situation: WISH UPON Review
I wish this box didn’t kill people, I wish the box were destroyed forever, I wish that me and my loved ones had immortality. Just a few of the many ways this could have been solved.
This was the final project for my college course. It took a fire extinguisher, five gallons of corn syrup, and at least one ruined pair of pants to bring it to life.
A Dyer-Situation: IT COMES AT NIGHT Review
But does it also come when it is wanted? Hehehe.
A Dyer-Situation: ALIEN: COVENANT Review
Mike on Mike action.
A Dyer-Situation: PHOENIX FORGOTTEN Review
That is one very forgotten phoenix.
A Dyer-Situation: GET OUT Review
The Brain Surgeon’s dream come true!
A Dyer-Situation: RINGS (2017) Review
“Hey Joe, what do we call this thing?” “I dunno, what’s it about?” “It’s a sequel to The Ring…so I guess it involves rings.” “THAT’S IT!! CALL IT THAT!!!!”