“They may look like your mother, your father, your sister, your friend, but they’re not! They’re slimy! They’re cockroaches! If the world was to suffer a nuclear holocaust the only surviving life form would be HOUSEGUESTS! AHHHHHHHH”
Spies.
But does it also come when it is wanted? Hehehe.
I watched this for your sins.
That is one very forgotten phoenix.
Is there a ghost in this shell of a movie? Too easy…
“Hey Joe, what do we call this thing?” “I dunno, what’s it about?” “It’s a sequel to The Ring…so I guess it involves rings.” “THAT’S IT!! CALL IT THAT!!!!”
It’s “My Dinner with Andre” INNNNN SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!
[Insert Dante reference here]
But he did go back! HE DID GO BACK!!